A drunk driver was arrested in northwest Iowa recently.
Cops found the man slumped over in his seat and he was clearly drunk.
So a cop put him in his patrol vehicle, and then went back to search his car.
They found drug paraphernalia so they added that charge.
Then the cop went back to his patrol car and it turned out the man had found an unopened can of soda in the cop’s cup holder and started drinking it.
So they tacked on an extra charge for fifth-degree theft.