A 19-year-old guy in Arizona faked his own kidnapping earlier this month, just to get out of working THAT DAY.
Police found him near a water tower with his hands tied behind his back and a bandana stuffed in his mouth. He told the cops he’d been kidnapped by two men in masks who knocked him out, drove him around, then dumped him by the water tower.
When they figured out he was lying, he was arrested.
And fired from his job.