Your brother, Brady, takes a a day off the TB12 Diet.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had their victory BOAT parade yesterday, and TOM BRADY got HAMMERED.
There are videos of him stumbling around, looking like he’s had a few. Brady even responded to one on Twitter, saying, quote, “Noting to see her . . . just litTle avoCado tequila.”
The best one is a video of Brady on a boat THROWING the Lombardi trophy across the water to ROB GRONKOWSKI’s boat. Even though Gronk caught two touchdowns in the Super Bowl, he’s also known for DENTING a previous Lombardi trophy.
Luckily, CAMERON BRATE was there to make the catch and save the trophy from certain doom.