You have epic fart power when it lands you in court!
There’s a 35-year-old guy named James Mallett from Kingswood, England. And back in November, he was drunk and taking an Uber to a club . . . when he passed gas.
The driver told him to get out, and when he did, James started PUNCHING the driver. The driver fought back and broke his finger.
James was in court this week and wound up pleading guilty to assault. He got a six month suspended sentence, community service, and a small fine.
Full story here: (Bristol Post)