You Have Such A Unique Anus

Stanford Researchers Develop ‘Smart Toilet’
(Stanford, CA)  —  A group of scientists from Stanford University have developed a one of a kind “smart toilet.”  The Precision Health smart toilet is designed to recognize a user by the shape of their butt as well as analyze the health of their poop and urine.  Researchers say the toilet uses camera, motion sensors and various algorithms to detect disease markers, including signs of cancer, in human waste.  Though the toilet can also identify a user from their fingerprint on the handle, the team included the butt feature because they say everyone’s “anal print” is unique.  There is no word on when the toilet may be widely released.