Dbag of the Day

Yes, it’s important to have goals.

A 23-year-old guy named Tony Strasiser was busted on Sunday for stealing some bed sheets and Clif bars from a Target in Clearwater, Florida. When a security guard caught him, he dropped the stuff and ran . . . but then he went back to the Target to apologize.  The cops were there investigating, so he was arrested for shoplifting.

Why’d he do it?  He told the cops that shoplifting was on his BUCKET LIST.

(The Smoking Gun)