Fake Muddy Jeans Selling for 425 Dollars

We as humans are so finniky when it comes to our jeans and getting them dirty. We have always prided ourselves on wearing crisp, clean jeans right? Not anymore. Apparently, if you have 425 bucks to blow, you can now buy a pair of jeans with fake mud on them. That’s right, fake mud ! They are available at Nordstrom by a company called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans that feature a “caked on muddy coating” that gives you the effect of being worn in the dirt and mud. Nordstrom says these jeans show that we are not afraid to get down and dirty. I’m sorry, but I would rather put that 425 dollars to good use elsewhere. Who’s with m