
Butthole Chocolates
Dear God in Heaven, Please help us! Check this out! Want an extra unique and intimate Vday gift? Full story here: (Diply)

Face Licking City Commissioner Resigns
Damn, Florida Peeps! You crazy!! The city commissioner in Madeira Beach, Florida had to resign on Wednesday, after she was accused of grabbing the former city manager’s crotch and licking his face to establish dominance. Full story here: CBS 17

DO NOT Do THIS To Your
Windshield Wipers! I knew I wasn’t a TOTAL Dumbass. Love, Bubba